Trounced

Jeff TROUNCED Spence at Fantasy Basketball.  'Nuff said.

We all know it...

The return of the epic battle of virility between the two kinsman has been brutal. But everyone know that Spencer, king of the arena and conqueror of the wonders will be victorious once again. Claiming the crown of coolness! 

-Anonymous witness of the games-

Spencer Cheats...

Spencer cheats at 7 Wonders.  That's why he keeps beating me at it.  And because he keeps building civil structures.  Weak.  Beat me with military might like a normal ancient empire city!

40 Yds.

Spencer won a time trial for the 40 yard dash on the field of Cowboys' Stadium in Dallas.  Of course, he was manning the stopwatch... so I think he cheated and added a few tenths of a second.  I'm lightning quick.

Boooo...

Spencer poisoned me, like a sissy, by making my mom buy me JCW's an hour before our racquetball match.  Bah!  Coward!  I still won one game!  Poisoned!  Take that!  I'm irrepressible!  BOOOM!!!