Annual Cousin Slaughterfest
Family Feud Ain't Nearly As Entertaining
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Friday, February 17, 2012
New Sport, Same Old Cheating
Yeah, Spencer and I played a game of air hockey in which Spence had a comeback victory. Then when an urgent business call took me away from our second game (which I was only a few points from winning), Spencer conveniently shut the game off. See... he's continuing a pattern of cheating. I'm concerned. This does not bode well for the rest of the year. At least for fairness's sake.
Thursday, February 9, 2012
We all know it...
The return of the epic battle of virility between the two kinsman has been brutal. But everyone know that Spencer, king of the arena and conqueror of the wonders will be victorious once again. Claiming the crown of coolness!
-Anonymous witness of the games-
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Spencer Cheats...
Spencer cheats at 7 Wonders. That's why he keeps beating me at it. And because he keeps building civil structures. Weak. Beat me with military might like a normal ancient empire city!
Friday, January 13, 2012
40 Yds.
Spencer won a time trial for the 40 yard dash on the field of Cowboys' Stadium in Dallas. Of course, he was manning the stopwatch... so I think he cheated and added a few tenths of a second. I'm lightning quick.
Friday, January 6, 2012
Boooo...
Spencer poisoned me, like a sissy, by making my mom buy me JCW's an hour before our racquetball match. Bah! Coward! I still won one game! Poisoned! Take that! I'm irrepressible! BOOOM!!!
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Jeff vs. Spencer: First Update (With Breakdown)
Thus far, the battles have raged in racquetball and historical fiction fashions. A nerdy board game, known as 7 Wonders, has pitted Jeff and Spencer against one another in a strategical-showdown. While Jeff took the first game of 2012 handily, Spencer soon got his revenge with a victory of his own. As they've sharpened their skills at this recently purchased game, the struggle to have the greatest ancient city brought their scores closer together. Jeff scored another victory with his scientific endeavors, only to be beaten back again by Spencer's military might.
As for racquetball, Jeff managed to come away with 3 victories in games of cutthroat action with a third player. Spencer continued his streak from the previous year of dominating the one-on-one matchup by winning such a match, and picked up a cutthroat victory of his own.
All this rip-roaring action brings the present total scores to:
5 wins for Jeff:
As for racquetball, Jeff managed to come away with 3 victories in games of cutthroat action with a third player. Spencer continued his streak from the previous year of dominating the one-on-one matchup by winning such a match, and picked up a cutthroat victory of his own.
All this rip-roaring action brings the present total scores to:
5 wins for Jeff:
- Racquetball: 3
- Cutthroat: 3
- 7 Wonders: 2
4 wins for Spencer
- Racquetball: 2
- Cutthroat: 1
- One-on-One: 1
- 7 Wonders: 2
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