Trounced

Jeff TROUNCED Spence at Fantasy Basketball.  'Nuff said.

New Sport, Same Old Cheating

Yeah, Spencer and I played a game of air hockey in which Spence had a comeback victory.  Then when an urgent business call took me away from our second game (which I was only a few points from winning), Spencer conveniently shut the game off.  See... he's continuing a pattern of cheating.  I'm concerned.  This does not bode well for the rest of the year.  At least for fairness's sake.

We all know it...

The return of the epic battle of virility between the two kinsman has been brutal. But everyone know that Spencer, king of the arena and conqueror of the wonders will be victorious once again. Claiming the crown of coolness! 

-Anonymous witness of the games-

Spencer Cheats...

Spencer cheats at 7 Wonders.  That's why he keeps beating me at it.  And because he keeps building civil structures.  Weak.  Beat me with military might like a normal ancient empire city!

40 Yds.

Spencer won a time trial for the 40 yard dash on the field of Cowboys' Stadium in Dallas.  Of course, he was manning the stopwatch... so I think he cheated and added a few tenths of a second.  I'm lightning quick.

Boooo...

Spencer poisoned me, like a sissy, by making my mom buy me JCW's an hour before our racquetball match.  Bah!  Coward!  I still won one game!  Poisoned!  Take that!  I'm irrepressible!  BOOOM!!!

Jeff vs. Spencer: First Update (With Breakdown)

Thus far, the battles have raged in racquetball and historical fiction fashions.  A nerdy board game, known as 7 Wonders, has pitted Jeff and Spencer against one another in a strategical-showdown.  While Jeff took the first game of 2012 handily, Spencer soon got his revenge with a victory of his own.  As they've sharpened their skills at this recently purchased game, the struggle to have the greatest ancient city brought their scores closer together.  Jeff scored another victory with his scientific endeavors, only to be beaten back again by Spencer's military might.

As for racquetball, Jeff managed to come away with 3 victories in games of cutthroat action with a third player.  Spencer continued his streak from the previous year of dominating the one-on-one matchup by winning such a match, and picked up a cutthroat victory of his own.

All this rip-roaring action brings the present total scores to:
5 wins for Jeff:

• Racquetball: 3
• Cutthroat: 3
• 7 Wonders: 2

4 wins for Spencer

• Racquetball: 2
• Cutthroat: 1
• One-on-One: 1
• 7 Wonders: 2

Spencer vs. Jeff: 2012 Begins

A new year has come, and so has a renewed spirit of family rivalry!  Spencer and Jeff have determined to revitalize their cousin-destruction-fest.  It all began in 2010 when they started a friendly count of all the wins they had in games against one another.  Be it board games, racquetball, races, or even feats of strength.  What began as a friendly count turned into the ugliest of competitive bouts to be the best, the Ultimate Cousin.  It got so ugly in fact, that they discontinued the Annual Cousin Slaughterfest™ for their own health... physical and mental.

You're here to witness the rebirth of the ACS.  Spruced up for a new year with new games, new trash talk, and, as you already have surmised, a new blog!

The games are already underway, but so much more is yet to come!

DESTROY!